Roaring
Lion energy drinks were kind of a turning point for me as a reviewer—for the
first time, a company was willing to grant my request for samples, and
graciously sent me a can of both Roaring Lion and Roaring Lion Sugar Free—along
with a can of Red Bull and Red Bull Sugar Free so I could compare the two.
I
wrote positive (relatively, when it comes to Roaring Lion Sugar Free) reviews
and moved on. Well, recently, I
came across a 16 oz. can of Roaring Lion Sugar Free passing through La Grande,
Oregon and decided to give it a whirl.
My experience was completely different
this time around, which shouldn’t come as a surprise, I suppose—after all, the
first time I drank Monster Energy—Lo-Carb and Rockstar Sugar Free, they tasted
like canned sucralose with a hint of their respective flavors; but with each
successive attempt the taste vanished exponentially until it was no more.
So
this time, I really have something to report on—the gist of it is that Roaring
Lion Sugar Free is the Red Bull
clone—you won’t find a better one anywhere. Read on.
CAFFEINE CONTENT
112 mg/12 oz. can
150 mg/16 oz. can
EASE IN ACQUISITION—1
Individual specimens of Roaring Lion
Sugar Free are hard to come by—I’d just order a case on the Internet. Yes, I feel safe recommending that
course of action if you’re a sincere Red Bull substitute seeker.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—8
I quite like the packaging of Roaring
Lion Sugar Free, mostly because of the color scheme, which manages by its
lustrous sky blue mingled with red, yellow and white accents to conjure within
my mind thoughts sunny days in southern California, swimming in a nice pool on
a warm day, and, of course, a drink that is light on calories without
compromising the flavor of the beverage. My only tiff with the original
look might be the lion front and center—which, in contrast with the lion on the
new can, looks like it’s in pain (I described it as appearing “as though it sat
on a cactus” in my review of the original). This is remedied on the newer
cans, in which the lion actually looks as though it is roaring.
TASTE—10
I gave a 10 out of 10 to Monster
Energy—Import for being the drink that Monster should have been, so I think
Roaring Lion Sugar Free deserves the same for being the drink that Red Bull
should have been. As I indicated,
the first time I drank this, I found the artificial sweeteners to be quite
distracting—but the second time around, there were none to be detected. Instead, I was tasting Red Bull—but awesome. Whereas the flavor of Red Bull is quite muted, Roaring Lion
Sugar Free is bold and full-bodied—but with an identical flavor profile that,
were it not for the fullness of the flavor, could probably deceive even the
most discriminating of Red Bull fanatics.
Also absent is the bitter medicinal aftertaste characteristic of Red
Bull, which it is almost as famous for as it is for being the first energy
drink. It is crisp, it is clean,
and it is dang good—if you’re into the traditional energy drink flavor, as I
am, this is an absolute must.
12 OZ. CAN
KICK (INTENSITY) —7
The 12 oz. can doesn’t deliver a bad kick
at all—it’ll provide an adequate alertness in most day-to-day, not-so-extreme
situations; and if any find a single can lacking in desired potency, a second
would probably do the trick.
KICK (DURATION) —7
The word “adequate” fits perfectly.
It lasted an appreciable three hours and was rather consistent in the level of
awakedness it delivered, and finished without a crash.
THE DRINK OVERALL—8
With regards to the 12 oz. can, you can’t
really go wrong, because of the flavor—but I’d still stick with the 16 oz. can;
it’s got a broader scope of utility.
Read on.
16 OZ. CAN
KICK (INTENSITY)—8
The 16 oz. can has 38 more milligrams of
caffeine than the 12 ouncer, and it’s enough to make an appreciable
difference. I would actually use
the word “wired” to describe the sensation—I was actually reasonably jittery in
addition to being substantially alert.
KICK (DURATION)—8
The pint lasted somewhere between a half
hour and an hour more than the 12 oz. can—so somewhere between three and a half
and four hours. Not too shabby.
THE DRINK OVERALL—8.67
So in the end, what I have to say is this—most
Red Bull clones come across as pathetic.
They are poor imitations of the original, and their attempt at getting a
piece of the Red Bull target market are sucker punches at best. Roaring Lion Sugar Free, however, has
blown Red Bull completely out of the water—there is no longer any reason for
Red Bull or Red Bull Sugar Free or Red Bull Total Zero to exist. Roaring Lion Sugar Free is everything
that these drinks should have been, and then some. It’s bigger, better, stronger, and, to top it off, light
years cheaper—I don’t think I paid more than $1.49 for the 16 oz. can. Contrast that with a can of Red Bull of
the same size, which runs about $3.69, depending on where you go. If you like the traditional energy
drink flavor, make Roaring Lion Sugar Free your drink.
WEBSITE: roaringlionenergydrink.com
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