CAFFEINE
CONTENT
200
mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—2
Pretty
tough to come by, unless you live in an area with a Rocket Mart—those here in
the Tri-Cities area of Washington seem to have it in stock fairly regularly.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—8 (WITH BUTT-UGLY GUY); 9 (WITHOUT BUTT-UGLY GUY)
I
love the simplicity of the Xenergy Xtreme can design, with the sleek black
background and the bicolored spheres in the foreground. In the case of Frostberry Blast, the
ice blue colors of the spheres are especially effective and give the can the
potential to be exceptionally striking—only problem is the picture of Wanderlei
“The Axe Murderer” Silvia, which looks bizarrely out of place and ruins the
whole effect. I know that Xyience
is the official energy drink of the UFC, but there has to be a better way of
supporting the organization than defacing the drinks with pictures of butt-ugly
fighters that would probably kick my trash if they found out I called them
“butt-ugly.” NOTE: Finally got a can without Silvia on it—doesn't it look so much nicer?
TASTE—10
To
star off, I don’t have a clue what the heck a ‘frostberry’ is, so I really
didn’t know what I was going to get—vague suspicion that it would be
berry-oriented aside. Popping the
top, I got a distinct blue raspberry smell, and taking a swig, I found it to be
the most palpable blue raspberry drink I’ve ever had. The best thing about it is that it tastes real—which is something I’ve come to
expect of Xenergy beverages, but have rarely been able to appreciate to this
extent. Beyond that, the only elaboration
I believe necessary is to say that this is a fairly sour beverage, but not to
the extent of being overwhelming—only pleasant.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—9.5
This
is something I’d be okay with drinking regularly just for the flavor—but
Frostberry Blast has the added bonus of being a blessedly functional
beverage. So not only are you
getting something that tastes delicious, you’re getting something that tastes
delicious and delivers a seriously
formidable blast of energy—WOO!
KICK
(DURATION)—10
After
tasting and performing so well up to this point, it would be a shame if
Frostberry Blast wore off prematurely. It doesn’t—it delivers a solid five hours of
spectacular energy, followed by a slow, mellow tapering off with no crash.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—9.83
Xenergy
Xtreme Frostberry Blast has earned the right to be called one of Xyience’s best
beverage, and given the quality of the line, this is exuberant praise
indeed. If you’re looking for an
all-around superior energy drink, make it a point to buy yourself a case of
Frostberry Blast
KEYWORDS:
Xenergy Xtreme Frostberry Blast review, authentic taste, zero carbs, zero
calorie, zero sugar, low carb, low calorie
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