CAFFEINE
CONTENT
138 mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—10
Extremely
common.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—7
Ranks
up there with the others—excellent imagery, poor packaging. Few things scream “energy” quite the
way the 5-Hour mountain runner guy does, but few things scream “cheap” quite
the way shrink-wrap does.
TASTE—4
The
flavor is akin to your run-of-the-mill, citrus-flavored cough medicine—bitter,
unconvincing, and generally unpleasant.
Blech.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—7
Average,
but…plenty adequate. No jitters,
just mid-grade alertness.
KICK
(DURATION)—10
Five
hours—no crash.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—7
Same
story here as with all the others—kicks well, tastes lousy (not so lousy that I
feel like ranting for paragraphs about it, though…but lousy enough to instill
me with a crushing sense of apathy that’s transferring itself to this review).
WEBSITE:
5hourenergy.com
KEYWORDS:
5 Hour Energy Lemon Lime energy shot review, diet, zero carb, zero calorie,
zero sugar, zero appeal
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