CAFFEINE
CONTENT
160
mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—7
This
one seemed to appear overnight—one day I had no idea it even existed, the next I’m
seeing it at gas stations, grocery stores, etc….almost everywhere but Wal-Mart
and the Amp website.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—9
Amp
makes a good-looking can nowadays, much cleaner than their previous getup. I can’t help but like the simple, clean
cut design with orange with black; I saw it from across the gas station and it
had me reaching for it but seconds after the fact.
TASTE—6
Now,
I know what all of you are wondering—is this a recontinuation of the
long-discontinued Amp Energy—Relaunch (which discontinuation seemed to piss a lot deal of people off)? My answer is “kinda.” It tastes a lot like what Mountain Dew
Live Wire would taste like—kind of a heavy orange soda with a cleaner taste and
better balance than most, like Fanta.
If this sounds like Relaunch to you, then you might be very happy to see
this in stores.
In
all honesty, though, I didn’t like it that much. Amp seems to want you to think that its Active beverages are
the rehydration/anti-fatigue drinks of the line, possessing both caffeine and
electrolytes. Well…turns out the
electrolytes were added for taste, so I’m not so sure how hydrating it would
be, and in any case, the last thing I would reach for in the event that I
needed to rehydrate and get a jolt of caffeine is this one—it’s heavy, it’s
overly sweet, it’s heavily carbonated, and it’s just not that pleasant; it’s
the sort of thing that makes you feel dehydrated after drinking it (I could expound on the whole osmosis thing, but
probably not necessary on an energy review blog…). So if you’re thinking about it for rehydration purposes,
don’t get duped. Check out my
reviews for the Monster Rehab line, or even better still, Rockstar
Recovery—Energy/Tea/Lemonade.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—7
This
is everything you expect from a really sugary energy drink with an average
caffeine content—mid-range and jittery.
Really, I’m not all that impressed.
KICK
(DURATION)—7
The
drink lasted for three hours during which I maintained a fairly steady level of
energy. But once the end
rolled around, I became completely
useless. The crash was
horrible—even more so because I had drank this early in the morning, and still
had much to do. So, if you like
this drink, okay. But be smart
about drinking it; don’t even think about it if you need to be productive for
very long.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—6.67
I
can’t argue with you if you’re crazy about orange soda energy drinks, but
honestly, I really didn’t like this one.
On top of not tasting all that great, the buzz was pretty mediocre, and
the crash served only as the straw that broke the camel’s back in my book. I’d shy away, but that’s just me. By the way—if you loved Relaunch, and
have had the chance to try this, let me know what you think. It’s been too long since I’ve had the
former to make a legitimate comparison, and I think readers would appreciate
one.
WEBSITE:
ampenergy.com
KEYWORDS:
Amp Energy Active Orange review, electrolytes
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