A
special thanks once again to Big Red Boots, energy product reviewer of
possessedbycaffeine.com, for providing this rare, discontinued energy
beverage from his private stores.
Your contribution will not be forgotten, Mr. Boots.
CAFFEINE
CONTENT
120
mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—0
Didn’t
I just call this rare and discontinued?
Is further clarification needed?
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—7
In
stark contrast with most Rip It energy drinks, whose energy drink cans could
have been designed by a third grader, Rip It Chic—Berry In-O-Scent (I don’t get
it either) looks like actual effort was put into it—yes, the sunburst is still
kind of cheesy, and the print isn’t all that great, but the degree of color
saturation and the foil top counterbalances the carelessness and gives the
thoughtful consumer the impression that someone in the design department
actually cared about what they were doing.
TASTE—1
Heaven have mercy, IT
TASTES LIKE ROTTEN PERSIMMONS!
KICK
(INTENSITY)—6
(Shudders,
suppresses a gag)
…After
drinking something like this, you would hope,
heck, you would think that there
would be some sort of payoff in the energy department. According to Rip It, ‘chick boost’
equivalates to ‘almost no boost.’
Screw
you, Rip It. Screw you….
KICK
(DURATION)—6
Two,
two and a half hours tops. No
crash.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—4.34
From
my point of view, the world has lost nothing in the discontinuation of this
beverage, and that’s my final say on it.
Guh, that tasted bad….
WEBSITE:
ripitenergy.com
KEYWORDS:
Rip It Berry In-O-Scent energy drink review, zero carbs, zero calories, zero
sugar, diet
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