Review for Rumba Energy Juice

CAFFEINE CONTENT

170 mg

EASE IN ACQUISITION—1

I found my can at an outlet store, which is the only place I’d seen it before or since.

APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—4

Like I said in my review for Samba Energy Juice—IF YOU’RE MAKING A FREAKING ENERGY DRINK, THEN FREAKING PACKAGE IT LIKE A FREAKING ENERGY DRINK!  This is not energy drink packaging, this is kid’s fruit juice packaging, and packaging energy drinks like this does not help keep stupid parents from buying these for their kids and serving them with their bologna sandwiches, which typically ends very badly.

TASTE—6

Out of the three in the line, this is the only one that doesn’t taste like apple juice.  It does taste like that tropical fruit juice blend from concentrate that you can pick up from anywhere, and is not spectacular, but will certainly appeal to lovers of such fruit beverages.

KICK (INTENSITY)—7

As with the others—average.  To clarify—this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes average does get a bit tiring, so forgive my lack of exposition.

KICK (DURATION)—7

Also (brace yourself) average, delivering about 3 hours of energy before the crash comes.

THE DRINK OVERALL—6.67

I wasn’t especially wowed by Rumba Energy Juice, but those who are fans of tropical fruit juice blends and energy will certainly have something to love in it.

WEBSITE: rumbaenergyjuice.com

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