CAFFEINE
CONTENT
High—that’s
all I can tell you. Sorry.
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—3
Fairly
scattered.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—5.5
This
one might (check: probably will) draw
your attention, but not necessarily for the right reasons. Firepower Extreme has what is probably
the noisiest, most cluttered packaging that I have ever seen on an energy
product. There are at least nine contrasting fonts that come into
play on the front of this diminutive 2 oz. bottle, giving it a fairly
disjointed look, and though the background (with a sunset) is a definite
improvement over the store-brand sunburst of the Mega Shot, it isn’t enough to
keep this chaotic mess from being a bit of an eyesore upon close inspection.
TASTE—3
This
is a 5 Hour Energy clone—which means it’s every bit as fake and harsh as the
original. I can’t for the life of
me figure out why you’d want to copy something like that so exactly, but then
again, I can’t figure out how people like the taste of ethanol, either.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—9
At
least initially, this is vastly more intense than the original 5 Hour. I remember taking it down one morning
when I was particularly sluggish, and no sooner than I had finished the two
ounces I was positively infused with
alertness—without jitters, funnily enough. That lasted only about an hour, however, before tapering off
into something less impressive—about your usual 7 out of 10.
KICK
(DURATION)—10+
Say
what you want about this shot—but they aren’t lying when they say it’ll give
you seven hours of energy. I got
just that.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—7.67
…I
have a hard time thinking who this shot is for. If you like 5 Hour Energy but don’t like the price, there’s
Eternal Energy—Berry. If you like
5 Hour Energy but are looking for more energy, there’s the Sweet Berry Nitro 2
Go Mega Shot. But this…this is
just a slightly less expensive, longer-lasting alternative. In every way it could appeal it only goes about halfway. I’m mystified as to what the thought processes are that went
into it—any input from fans would be helpful; and I’d be happy to revise this
final section if I could but understand what the appeal is vs. that of your other
alternatives.
WEBSITE:
nitro2go.com
KEYWORDS:
Nitro 2 Go Firepower Extreme shot review, zero calories, zero sugar, zero
carbs, diet, sweet berry
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