Herbal
medicine is both a blessing and a curse.
On one hand, nothing helps me get to sleep on those nights of tossing
and turning faster than a half tablespoon of valerian. On the other hand, it makes it dang
hard to get myself up and going in the morning—almost like I’d napped for too
long rather than got a good night’s slept the night before.
I
always find it commendable when an energy product can work around those things
and get me going. I hated
yesterday’s “Up To 10 Hour” Super Charge (concord grape flavor) enough that I
figured I’d better review one of the other flavors today to make sure my
perspective hadn’t been skewed by the devastating apathy demonstrated on part
of the creators. What better time
could I pick to put it to the test than on a morning when I was dragging my
feet in a valerian-induced stupor?
CAFFEINE
CONTENT
Unlisted.
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—1
Only
place I can find it is at a local supermarket limited to three locations here
in eastern Idaho. The truth is
that I wish it were less common.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—.5
I
don’t think there’s any need to go through this again. The gist is that it’s some of the worst
packaging I’ve ever seen on an energy product, ever. If you feel like reading all
five paragraphs elaborating on that, you can read it in my review of the Concord
Grape flavor here.
TASTE—3
Not
as bad as it smells—which is good, because I’m sure the one whiff I dared take burnt
my nose hairs. However, it tastes
basically nothing like kiwi—or melon, unless you count a watered-down,
extraordinarily unconvincing semblance of watermelon flavor as being
melon-flavored. It’s vague enough
that I don’t.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—7.5
You
might ask—why did I take valerian last night? Well, I was having trouble sleeping. I was tossing, turning, and feeling extremely agitated. I didn’t know at the time what had
caused it, but did NOT want it to happen again.
Now,
you’re probably wondering what the heck this has to do with my review of this
shot. Well, I took it down, and
got the usual burst of energy—which I appreciated, given how much less ideal
the valerian fog was. But…after
about an hour, I developed feelings of extreme agitation—much like last
night! It was the motherfreaking shot that had done it to me!
I
have reviewed many products before, and not a one has done this to me. Some have made me uncomfortably
jittery, sure, but none of them have
made me feel like I couldn’t sit still or focus or do anything even remotely
worthwhile.
This
is the antithesis of functional energy—in fact, this is probably the worst
quality of energy I’ve ever experienced.
Flukes do happen, however, and seeing as I have two more flavors to
review, I will be sure to find out and report if it is—but blast if I’m going
to do it anytime soon, or on a day where I have to do anything even remotely important.
Incidentally,
I’ve found a large bowl of brown basmati rice, almond milk, and molasses is
dandy as an antidote for the feelings I described.
KICK
(DURATION)—9
Kick
lasted four hours—‘Up To 10 Hour Super Charge”, my butt.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—6.83
So
I reviewed this shot intending to find out if these are as bad as my experience
last night had led me to believe—and it turns out it’s even worse! These are
absolutely terrible energy shots—stay
away if you can!
WEBSITE:
citco.com
KEYWORDS:
Up To 10 Hour Super Charge shot review, diet, zero carb, zero energy, zero
sugar, zero chance of a recommendation
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