CAFFEINE
CONTENT
Unknown.
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—3
True
Colors—Sugar Free is found with all True Colors energy drinks at the Big Lots
energy drink graveyard.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—7
For
some reason, I find that the packaging on True Colors—Sugar Free actually works—which is weird, because I dislike
extensive aluminum exposure, and I found the trichromatic “COLORS” on the
original to be dull and irritating.
But here—the aluminum gives the impression of something clean, and the
sparsely used colors appear vibrant enough to make up for their
less-than-extensive use. The
picture doesn’t do it quite the justice it deserves, but suffice it to say that
the can actually instilled within me a hope that something good might be
contained within.
TASTE—3
I
knew it was too good to be true.
Mediocre Red Bull clone, appalling overuse stevia…you do the math. It’s a pretty terrible-tasting
beverage, and easily the worst Red Bull clone I’ve reviewed to date.
KICK
(INTENSITY) —6
The
kick experience provided by True Colors—Sugar Free was comparable to the rest
of them—somewhat effective, but still fairly low-octane. With the others I was critical but
still able to look it over to some
degree, but after the taste, the payoff is just insulting.
KICK
(DURATION) —6
You’re
looking about 2 hours before True Colors—Sugar Free gives out. After that, the experience is over, and
the only impression it’s made on you is a negative one.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—5
Just…just
don’t. Stay away. It’s not worth it. True Colors—Sugar Free tastes really
bad, and the kick is nowhere near enough to make it worth it. Heck, with the multitude of other
energy products on the market, I have a hard time thinking of a kick that would make the taste worth it.
WEBSITE:
drinktruecolors.com is what’s listed on the can, but don’t bother trying
it. Domain’s gone.
KEYWORDS:
True Colors Sugar Free energy drink review, Red Bull clone, traditional energy
drink flavor, stevia, Stevia rebaudina,
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