CAFFEINE
CONTENT
70
mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—7
If
you’ve got a Target store nearby, head there—the shelves are full of ‘em.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—5
Part
of me wants to call this can “the textbook definition of plain.” Thing is, I think textbook definitions
are more exciting—so the can doesn’t even merit that.
TASTE—6
I
remember this one tasting alright—tastes exactly like it says it will—but is
still insanely forgettable, for the which I’m docking a point.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—3
Hardly
enough to notice.
KICK
(DURATION)—3
The
apparent effects last about an hour—not that they amounted to anything.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—4
I’m
hoping that the reader will forgive me for the lack of effort I put into this review—but I’ve just reviewed four Archer Farms beverages in a freaking
row.
It’s the most mind-numbingly boring thing that I’ve had to do since I
started reviewing energy drinks—even more than reviewing the Wired line,
believe that or not. Bottom line
of this last one is that Archer Farms—Sugar-Free Tangerine is a lousy energy
drink, not tasting even remotely good enough to compensate for its embarassing
lack of kick. Avoid it if at all
possible.
WEBSITE:
target.com?
KEYWORDS:
Archer Farms Sugar-Free Tangerine energy drink review, sugar free, low carb,
low calorie, zero carb, zero calorie
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