CAFFEINE
CONTENT
Somewhere
around 100-120 mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—6
This
is a gas station acquisition—you know, one of those shots you find alongside
all the energy tablets, chlorophyll pills, male enhancement products, and all
those other bizarre impulse buys you are all the more likely to buy after your
brain has been turned to mush by 12 hours on the road. Keep your eyes peeled, and for the love
of Mike, stay away from the Shlong-a-Tron!
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—3
This
bottle is, in a word, annoying. I
like that the fact that it looks so different from other shots, which makes it
easy to spot among the multitude of 5 Hour clones, but the partiality ends
there. First off, it’s “Tiger’s Blood”, not “Tigers
Blood”—there’s no reason or excuse for the retarded grammar here. Second—the tiger illustrated on the
bottle looks to be severely inbred…I don’t know that I want to drink inbred
tiger blood. Third, the rubber
stopper’s a pain in the butt to get off.
I love the idea behind the shot, but as far as execution of the
packaging is concerned, this is a colossal flop.
TASTE—7
Actually
doesn’t taste all that bad—not remarkable, mind you, but really not bad. You into the flavor of strawberry
syrup, only not nearly as thick?
That’s about what Tigers Blood (bugger that lack of apostrophe!) is.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—7
Not
too shabby—expect a decent, mid-level boost, sans jitters. Excellent for a trip to the
gym/recovery after that dang Amp you reviewed hours earlier that sent you
crashing to the ground after it wore off.
KICK
(DURATION)—7
Three
hours, no crash.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—7
If
you can find it for cheap, this isn’t half bad. Give it a whirl.
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