CAFFEINE
CONTENT
160
mg?
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—3
As
of yet fairly uncommon.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—8
I
wasn’t terribly fond of the Victory motif in green or red—but I have to say
that I do like it in blue. The
whole layout is still pretty basic, but the black and blue go together so
nicely that this manages to offset the effect and make Victory Zero pretty
presentable.
TASTE—3
In
times past, I’ve enjoyed the low carb versions of certain energy drink more
than their sugared counterparts.
This combined with the fact that Victory Zero looked so nice filled me
with optimism in spite of my previous experiences with Victory drinks, and actually
found myself expecting a positive flavor experience with when I poured out my
can of Victory Zero into my Energy Glass.
My
hopes were quickly dashed to bits.
Victory did a truly terrible job sweetening this drink, the result being
a beverage that tastes almost entirely
of artificial sweeteners. It
almost tastes like somebody emptied ten packets of Splenda into some carbonated
water, squirted in a couple drops of Mio Energy as an afterthought, and decided
to market that as a new energy drink.
This
is, hands down, the most lazily executed beverage I have ever tasted. There is not a single indication
that the makers of this drink cared at all about what they were doing when they
formulated Victory Zero, and let me tell you—I hate the taste of apathy.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—8
In
stark contrast to the almost spiteful indifference demonstrated in Victory
Zero’s flavoring, the kick is actually pretty good. I felt less jittery than I had when I drank the original,
but the efficacy was still there—just smoother.
KICK
(DURATION)—9
I
actually got a good four hours out of Victory Zero before it became apparent
that the effects had worn off completely.
No crash was observed.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—6.67
There is absolutely no reason why you
should have to drink Victory Zero.
There are drinks that supersede it in every possible category—the one
that comes to my mind right now is Slap Frost Low Calorie. It is a Red Bull clone, but tastes
better than Victory Zero; it is even more
effective than Victory Zero, and, to top it all of, is still only 99 cents! Stick it to Victory and buy one of
those. You’ll be much happier with
your purchase.
WEBSITE:
victoryenergize.com
KEYWORDS:
Victory Zero energy drink review, Victory energize, bargain energy drink, Red
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I really like the way these taste. They're my favorite "bargain" energy drink, and I even like them more than most of the more expensive ones.
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