CAFFEINE
CONTENT
Not
listed, but has to be on the high end of things.
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—4
Live
near a Maverick gas station? Pick
up your Nitro 2 Go shot there. I
haven’t seen them anywhere else.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—6
This
one actually looks halfway decent, at least compared to the Sweet Berry. The same weird homogeny of fonts is
present here, but the ridiculous sunburst/rasta color scheme is gone, replaced
by none other than the color purple—whom we can thank for today’s episode of
Sesame Street and for the relatively decent appearance.
TASTE—4
In
a word—fake. Doesn’t even tastes
like pomegranate…more of a thin grape cough medicine than anything else.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—9.5
Say
what you want with regards to the taste—but let me tell you, this is not a
low-key shot. If you’re going to
go and down the whole thing, get ready to buzz hardcore—and to do so for quite
a while. Read on.
KICK
(DURATION)—10+
I
don’t now what kind of regimen one would need to follow to get the 14 hours of
energy the bottle talks about—and given the price and the flavor, I’m not
terribly interested in going back for experimentation. But for downing the whole shot in one
go, I got 10 hours of really serious energy that only tapered off at the end,
culminating at a minor crash.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—8.17
If
you’re the sort that’s into shots and doesn’t really care that what you’re
drinking tastes like sweetened dog bile (I know there are people out there that
eat rocky mountain oysters and other sex organ-based foods to prove how manly
they are; I assume these are the sorts of people that are into these gross-tasting
shots) and need an insane degree of energy, then this is a great product. As for myself—I’m partial to energy
products that actually taste good, and Nitro 2 Go Mega Shot—Pomegranate is not
on my “to revisit” list.
WEBSITE:
nitro2go.com
KEYWORDS:
Nitro 2 Go Mega Shot Pomegranate review, zero carb, zero calorie, zero sugar,
diet
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