This
is the second in a series of reviews for Redline energy products. The first review applied to taking down
the whole bottle in one sitting—something I refuse to do a second time. This time around, I opted to drink
half. Read on.
CAFFEINE
CONTENT
316
mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—6
Not
the most common energy product in the world, but most everyone should live
somewhere where there’s a gas station or supermarket that sells these.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—8
Redline
products are pretty minimalistic in terms of design, but given its reputation
for seriousness, this works to its advantage. Everyone who has
had a Redline has something intense
to say about it—love it or hate it—and the packaging seems to confirm
this. Redline doesn’t need to say
much—everyone is already saying it for them. That out of the way, I do appreciate the blue vs. the red
background…just looks nicer.
TASTE—2
It
is very easy to tell that Redline’s first priority is functionality—everything
else can take a back seat, with the exception of taste, which in this case
takes the trunk. This is
advertised as having the flavor of peach and mango—which is blasphemy against
two fruits for which I happen to have very fond feelings. There are some semblances of those
flavors here, but for the most part it’s just acrid sweeteners and putrid
energy ingredients.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—10
The
half a bottle I drank this time around was more than adequate in terms of
energy delivery—if I were needing to go to the gym, then do yard work around
the entire yard, then clean the house and take care of the kids for the rest of
the day, I would start off with a half bottle of Redline. But for your run-of-the-mill tasks,
even a half bottle is too much—you need to be doing something involving a good
deal of physical activity.
KICK
(DURATION)—10
The
half bottle lasted me about five hours—which is plenty of time, in most
cases. Just stick with that.
THE
DRINK OVERALL—7.33
Follow the directions and you should be fine—just bear in mind this stuff tastes really bad. Drink the berry flavor; it's tolerable.
KEYWORDS:
Redline Peach Mango energy drink review, zero carbs, zero calories, zero sugar,
extreme energy
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