CAFFEINE
CONTENT
120
mg/packet
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—10
If
you live near a Wal-Mart, you should very easily be able to get your hands on a
box of Great Value Energy, or any other great value product for that
matter. If not—say please say
hello to the Son, Vasquez, and Escobar families for me, because I
imagine you’re somewhere near Quetzaltenango, Guatemala…you lucky S.O.B. you.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—5
Like
any Great Value product, this energy mix does not need visual appeal—people are
going to track it down and buy it regardless; they’re in it for the savings,
and as far as savings is concerned, Great Value Energy has plenty of
appeal. Who needs to look good
when you can supply 10 okay energy experiences for $1.73?
TASTE—8
In
stark contrast to their pomegranate lemonade endeavor, this one actually tastes
good, and actually tastes kind of peachy and kind of mangoy—now, that’s not to
say that once you manage to get all the sediment mixed in that you’ll have a
product that tastes like juiced mangos and peaches, but the result is passable,
and you never feel the need to wipe the synthetic taste off your tongue after
the fact. If you’re buying these
for the price alone, I absolutely recommend this one—well, that and
dragonfruit, so you can tell me what you think the latter tastes like.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—7
This
one might taste better than the others, but the kick is still average—expect a
moderate boost in alertness and all that good stuff, sans jitters (unless you
down two packets in one sitting, in which case you can expect jitters and a
heck of a lot more energy).
KICK
(DURATION)—7
Three
hours, no crash.
THE
PRODUCT OVERALL—7.33
I’m
still not sold on Great Value’s energy products, but as far as cheap energy is
concerned, you’d be hard-pressed to do better than this—it’s pretty inexpensive
and actually tastes decent. If you’re
going to buy a Great Value energy mix, this is probably the way to go.
WEBSITE:
walmart.com
KEYWORDS:
Great Value Energy Peach Mango energy mix review, zero carbs, zero calories,
zero sugar, diet
10 okay energy experiences indeed! (Or 5 Awesome EE's) I like this stuff better than Monster. This tastes like peach and mango but it's not gross like peach tea. Also, it has a few B vitamins but doesn't taste like vitamin.
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