CAFFEINE
CONTENT
Not
listed, but certainly moderate.
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—7
Readily
available at your local K-Mart (which are themselves easier to find than they
probably should be).
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—6
This
small red bottle holds some aesthetically appeal in the fact that it is brightly
colored and clean, though compared to the hordes of other energy products on
the market it’s not particularly remarkable. Points come off for Red Rain’s failure to disclose the
caffeine content and that inexplicable, tramp stamp-like design wrapping around
the bottle at the lid.
TASTE—4
Red
Rain’s watermelon energy shot is not so bad that it can be called a perversion
of the flavor of the much-beloved summer fruit (as was Redline’s offering), but
as far as any actual appeal is concerned it is still decidedly lacking. It has a recognizable watermelon
influence, but that’s where the resemblance ends, and the artificial sweeteners
and bitter medicinal ingredients take over and give it that characteristically
disagreeable energy shot bite.
Watermelon fans will certainly offended, everyone else simply put off.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—7
Average. Moderate alertness, no jitters.
KICK
(DURATION)—7
Three
hours, no crash.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—6
As
you might have noticed, I’m really grasping at straws trying to get this
product reviewed—and that should tell you more about the shot than any extended
rant I could write. This shot
offers so little by way of actual substance that it’s scarcely enough of an experience
to review. Avoid this one in favor
of other readily available and vastly superior products.
WEBSITE:
redrainenergy.ca
KEYWORDS:
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