CAFFEINE
CONTENT
100
mg
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—3
Limited. If you live on the West Coast and have
a lot of Circle K stores nearby, check there; in Washington only one out of 10
seemed to carry these.
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—1
If
you’ve read my review for Aeroshot’s Green Apple shot, you can skip this
section and go on to the taste.
All I’ve done here is copy my aesthetic/functional assessment of that; I
didn’t see the point in trying to rewrite everything below.
Aesthetically,
this is quite drab. The only
reason it catches your attention is for the image of the unique administration
inhaler thing on front, but it’s not enough to keep your interest after seeing
the $2.99 price tag, and you move on—unless, of course, you happen to have
entered into the gas station with a sibling who, having heard that these are
really bad, is more than willing to fund the review of all three flavors.
As
far as function is concerned, this is an absolute disaster. I assume the idea behind going the
weird powder inhaler thingy route is convenience/ease of administration,
but…it’s neither convenient nor easy.
Opening it’s a cinch, but from there it’s not like you can dump it out
in your mouth or anything—you’re supposed to “Draw [it] into your mouth”—which
basically means trying to suck it in just using the power of your cheeks, all
the while trying to keep from aspirating it—which isn’t as easy as it
sounds. To top it off, it took me
a couple of minutes to get it all out (spurt by spurt), so even if you manage
to not inhale it, it takes you so long that you might as well go with an energy
drink or shot (as soon as I find one that I really like, I’ll let you
know)—heck, downing a BFC Monster is more convenient than this.
Bottom
line is the idea’s a complete bust.
Better make a powder that you can mix into water or a shot or something
like that—but this was just terrible.
TASTE—1
The
raspberry flavored powder in this particular inhaler thing is, I must admit, a
couple steps up from the green apple flavor, which had me ingesting it over the
sink in the increasingly likely event of a disaster. The raspberry is actually convincing and pleasant while it
lasts; the problem is that it exists on a miniscule island of palpability in
the middle of a vast ocean of bitterness and general yuckiness—for long periods
before and after I was experiencing the same extreme disgust I felt when I
(laboriously) took down all .01 oz of the green apple powder, but in the
middle, when I could actually taste the raspberry flavor, I actually kind of
enjoyed it. Still not worth the
swim through the ocean of evil, though.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—8.5
That
said, if I had the chance to get this kind of boost without feeling like I was paying
too much only to consume salt and other detritus left over from dehydrating the
devil’s sweat, because the boost was pretty decent—slow to get started, sure,
but I loved being at just the right level of alertness and only feeling a bit
on the jittery side. Nice place to
be when you’re trying to get things done.
KICK
(DURATION)—8.5
Got
just shy of four hours of energy out of this, after which there was no
perceptible crash.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—6
Does
it taste better than Aeroshot Energy—Green Apple? Yes. Is the
functionality worth the flavor or the price? No. I have
absolutely no plans on ever picking this up again, unless, of course, Aeroshot
decides to work on making a version that is more palpable and of a better value—in
which case I would be happy to review the updated product.
WEBSITE:
aeroshots.com
KEYWORDS:
Aeroshot Energy Raspberry review
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