CAFFEINE
CONTENT
50
mg/serving (1/2 teaspoon)
EASE
IN ACQUISITION—10
Just
head to Wal-Mart!
APPEARANCE/PRESENTATION—8
Great
Value gets full functional points for having the whole “handy squeeze bottle” thing
down; Mio still has it beat for having the more striking look. A extra point is taken off for the
combination of these particular shades of green and pink—a combination which I
particularly dislike.
TASTE—8
I
opened my bottle of this drink enhancer fully ready for a tirade. Not that I have all that much an issue
with the Great Value brand; my entire medicine cabinet consists of their
products—but, Mio Energy—Black Cherry has managed establish itself as one of my
all-time favorite energy products, and I was ready to assert its superiority
over a competitor with pathologic zeal…never mind the fact that that I’ve never
had a problem with anything they’ve put out before.
Turns
out, however, that this does just fine, in taste and (see below) performance. The strawberry kiwi flavor is actually
quite pleasant—even if it could use a little more kiwi in the oft-derived
combination. You may have to
experiment a little to find the right balance of water to enhancer—but this
particular product is a little more forgiving in that regard than its Berry
Blast counterpart.
KICK
(INTENSITY)—9
Good
marks here for overall versatility; only reason I take a point of is that you
need much more water to make higher doses taste good, which in combination with
the diuretic effects of caffeine can cause some inconveniences. Significant doses:
Two
servings (1 teaspoon) will give you 100 mg of caffeine; enough put a spring in
your step and help you feel a degree of alertness appropriate enough for
studying or general duties. 7/10
Three
servings (1½ teaspoons) will give you 150 mg of caffeine—and a bit less energy
than three servings of Mio. Winds
up to be about average. 8/10
Four
servings (2 teaspoons) will give you 200 mg of caffeine—and here you really
start to notice that it doesn’t perform quite as well as Mio. Still, it’s a decent boost that will
get you through most standard energy-requiring situations. 8.5/10
Additional
doses will eventually get you pretty wired, though like Mio, you never really
feel jittery. If you do decide to
go that route, make sure you aren’t where you can’t go to the bathroom for
extended periods, because you will need all that much more water to make it
work flavorwise.
KICK
(DURATION)—9
Two
servings last three hours, for a 7/10; three servings lasts just shy of three
and a half hours for a decent 8/10; four servings lasts four hours for a 9/10.
THE
SHOT OVERALL—8.67
In
conclusion, this isn’t Mio—but it’s still a pretty decent product, with double
the servings (but less caffeine per dose) at about 75 cents less. Try it and see if you like it; remember
to comment below.
WEBSITE:
walmart.com
KEYWORDS:
Great Value Energy Strawberry Kiwi review, Wal-Mart brand water enhancer
review, zero carbs, zero calories, zero sugar, diet
Elvis in 1956 went to 2o13, picked up some great value energy mix then went back to 1956 & made history. Awesome!
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